There once was a Welsh wind known as Bryn Wake.

Each day when Bryn Wake wakes on a winter break he breaks wind.

When Bryn Wake breaks wind the lake shimmers and the windows shake.

One windy day when Bryn Wake did wake on a winter break he saw a windbreak out the window near the lake.

He did make for the windbreak near the lake to break wind at the windbreak to see if it would break.

But let it be known: should the Welsh wind Bryn Wake break wind on a winter break, the windbreak bends and shakes — but Bryn Wake’s wind won’t break a windbreak!